no.

dear uppity handmade universe:

i try to stick with you when i can; i sought you out tonight because when the temperature in arizona dips below 50 degrees, i freeze to death and need a scarf. so i searched high and low on etsy, and i just have to make it clear that while i understand that it takes a couple of viewings of juno or garden state to get such a scarf crocheted out, i'm still not paying fifty bucks for this shit, not now, not ever.

fuck you, i am going to target.

seriously, everything on etsy is really ugly, too. i was surprised. i need an ana voog scarf.