More Dad Quotes

Stream of consciousness rant about his best friend Don:

"Don and Slow met at Phoenix College.  Duane knew Don from North High.  Slow was from Tucson, his dad was a doctor who died of bee stings.  Didn't know much about him met him in the mid 70s.  Slow lived at Don's parents' house for a while on 20th St and Weldon.  

"Don's dad was a phone company guy and the mother didn't work.  They (were normal people who) had these beasts, Don's* sister was big too, monsters.  Mom was an Arkie and dad was a Nebraska farm boy, they hooked up in Tombstone of all places, she was working for the phone company and he was a lineman.  Smart man nice guy.  Meticulous, well groomed always had late model Buicks.  Tried to get Don to do stuff but Don was so lazy.  I said, you would have hated my dad.  You'd be out chippin weeds, I did the work of a man at 11, he didn't tolerate pussies.  I was treated as a possession, another employee."

Monologue by someone who could be played by Leonardo DiCaprio in a PTA movie in about 15 years.

*Don was something like 6'7 and looked like an old world giant.