You only moved the headstones!

I was concerned about buying a new house because it's not my aesthetic.  I don't hate all new architecture, but I'm definitely not a fan of anything I can afford.  I rued this situation for months, literally troubled by the thought of living in a tidy modern house.  Nobody understands.  "Oh, you're mad that it's not...old and shitty?" unsympathetic friends ask.  Yes, bro.  Jesus christ.

I joked that this "setback" would inevitably result in my overcompensating by moving to Providence to live in a 250 year old house in a few years.  If Abigail Adams wasn't alive when it was built, then I don't want it! ...is what I'd tell my local realtor, who would then roll their eyes and mentally note this for their real estate tik tok about asshole clients.  

Surprisingly, I am amused by my new hood after all, because it reminds me of the suburban neighborhood from Edward Scissorhands.  Pathologically uniform, tidy and simple, with houses only distinguished from each other by colors or subtle variations in size.  The house colors here are kind of jazzy, as they are in the movie, and you can see six other neighbors' yards from over the fence from your own.  Starter house, as I still expect to die in a mouldering Queen Anne.

It also made me think of the neighborhood from Poltergeist, and I thought it was funny that this freshly scrubbed, manufactured bit of new Americana just reminded me of horror movies.  I hope I won't need Tangina.  I'm getting the impression that this association is not usual or expected when I share it, but this is one place where I have experience: If you didn't grow up in a psychotically-landscaped new build community, then you won't get it.

I have 1980s photos of my parents standing on the vast concrete foundation that eventually became our house in north Phoenix.  When I look at later photos, inevitably taken during family parties, I can't believe how perfectly manicured and deep green our lawn is, or how tidy the house in its peach color scheme.  How tall the piles of birthday presents, how round the grandmas' bouffants.  

The parallels between this house and our old new house of the 80s are something I hadn't realized before.  Having grown up in new construction is why I dislike it, and why I can feel comfortable in it.  I remember the feeling of living in a place where no one had lived before, of being the first to make the door dent in the wall, the first to make a mess, a permanent stain.  The first to infuse their petty human foibles and thoughts into the air, even though I was too young to appreciate a place with no "vibes" until we had created plenty of our own.  After an adulthood of living in the mustiest, oldest, least updated places I could find, filled with weird traces of peoples' lives, I had forgotten about that.  

Anyway, this little Cuesta Verde is in an area that's still half country, and driving around, I see old farmhouses partially shrouded in stands of trees, led to by dirt roads with tall grass between the tracks.  These were once the most remote homes in the county, unimaginably isolated even 5 years ago, and now they're slowly becoming surrounded on all sides.  I'm sad for it, sad to see wide open slopes of native grass as far as the eye can see and know they're going to turn into stupid houses, everyone building and then frantically buying to fill the rooms.  I'm surrounded by wild empty land on three sides and I love it.  It's that strange, hybrid hill country, dry and yellow in some areas and tangled and green with big, ancient oaks in others, viney thickets where the creeks are, full of fish and screaming birds.  

There are no birds in my fake neighborhood, because all the trees are short and spindly and held up by stakes.  I put my feeders up and looked at the horizon, squinting quizzically under my shielding hand, where are those dang bluejays anyway?  They're raising hell all over central Austin right now but there's not one here.  Also: not a squirrel.  Unbelievable. 

The dirt roads and rolling grass around here make it feel like no surprise that this particular swath of east-of-35 was once cut through by the Chisholm Trail, one of the big cattle trails of the late 19th century, that stretched from the Rio Grande to Kansas City.  Naturally, local podcasts say (ok the ghost podcast says) the trail is haunted by native and settler ghosts.  Guys out walking around looking like humans and then disappearing, the sound of invisible hooves, and other fodder from the elementary school book fair.



It's haunting, at least, to think that all this land stayed raw up until right about now.  There's a place not far away that's been converted to a living history community, full of 500 year old legacy oaks, old green trails first tramped by native feet and a pristine creek where those same bluejays like to wing around like crazy, because this preserve, continually occupied by different people for hundreds of years, is now in the middle of a neighborhood.  Some of the city's earliest cabins have been moved there to create a walking tour.  House after empty house, staged for the 1840s, 60s, 80s.  Disturbing places in their emptiness, depicting activity halted over 150 years ago.  I thought about the occupants of those places, before they were moved.  Looking out of rare glass windows over Congress, Red River, forever transferred to different views.

So I'm saying I probably will need Tangina when I accidentally dig up some artifact while installing my pocket prairie and set loose an ancient curse etc. 

Here I was trying to write about liking something new and I'm back on my bullshit.

Cranberries Song

I had a dream about my grandma.  

We know that dreams are just the brain working its own shit out in weird, surreal, misfiring ways.  Like the brain is throwing anything from paint to mustard at a canvas and then pinching its chin like, Is this art?  If that's not an accurate summary of dreams, it's because I haven't researched it since 2009 and/or I never fucking knew in the first place, but that's what I think.  I've often had "problem" dreams about things I'm dealing with at the time.  Sometimes they're resolved tidily and I wake up disappointed that the tidy resolution wasn't real, and other times, situations go entirely out of control and I wake relieved by reality.  Usually, though, my dreams feel relevant to nothing, just a series of images foreign and familiar, soon forgotten.  

But ever since my grandma died in 2003, I've dreamt she's alive.  It used to be all the time, but now it's once or twice a year.  Infrequent but reliable, and never gone even this many years later.  Some losses never dull, never stop being shocking.  She was 82 and I still feel like she was torn away unexpectedly. It happened so fast with her, in exactly the way we all want it to happen after a long life.  

In the dreams, I'll be at her house, in the now-times, and she'll appear in the picture with no fanfare.  I'll puzzle, wondering how the hell she's alive and if she has been this whole time and I just didn't know, and each time she blows me off like, "What, honey?" quizzical look while she does something else.  This isn't interesting, but the last one was.

She was swimming in a pool with some girlfriends, and they were all drinking tequila cocktails.  Laughing and splashing around, with their hair tied up, arcing their heads like cantering ponies, trying to keep their hair out of the water.  She got out of the pool, and I went to her and hugged her.  She was younger than I ever knew her in life, looked like late 50s, the age she was when I was born.  When I wrapped my arms around her, she felt firm and strong and her body was deeply warm the way people feel when they've been lying in the sun all day.  It was such a full body physical experience, to feel the warmth of her back and sides through my arms, and to hug her, both of us adult women, like friends.  Something I never experienced with her.  She was happy and social and busy.  She always was.  Such an outgoing woman, so different from me. 

I joked with her that I heard she'd been drinking and she laughed a little, looked off over the crowd, listening to something someone else was saying.  The house was full of people.  "I always liked a crowd," she used to say in life, child #9 out of 11.  I walked back to her kitchen sink where my mom was talking to my dead uncle and his wife and we resumed chatting about nothing.

Other peoples' dreams aren't interesting, so yanno, suck it up.

It's all a script, man

It's disorienting when you realize that you like the things you like not because they are inherently compatible with your soul (if you're under 30, read: vibe), but because they were fed to you or shown to you during your most impressionable years.

It's no coincidence that many people identify the music of their youth as the best of whatever that genre is.  Especially dumb people, who don't know/care that better things probably came earlier - but there I go!  Why do I think that?  When I was in late grade school, my mom's then-boyfriend tried a few times to draw me into arguments, saying that the music of his youth (he claimed the Beatles, but he was born in '62 or something so it's not like he was "there") was better than mine.  I liked the Beatles too, so I remember shrugging like, yeah, you're probably right, but more importantly, no one here cares what you think Joel.  

You get this from boomers all the time, the obsession with their youth and the way the world was then.  Just being 60 or older is a part time job in itself because you're obliged to wax poetic about your home and school and the country and the food and the music and cars and what the girls looked like and how tough the men were and how great the movies were.  Even if your home life sucked and you're not lying around sucking your thumb about how unwholesome everyone is now, there's definitely a major part of midcentury culture that you're unhealthily obsessed with.  If you're over 60.

And here's the problem: US, TOO.  

I finally, finally realized that the only reason I think that time was such a big deal, other than being a remarkably prosperous time in US history (which boomers can stop taking credit for because you don't influence the economy when you're fucking five, Jerry) is because all the boomers were in maximum creative mode when I was a kid.  All of these nostalgic period movies from the 80s and 90s, anything from Stand by Me to My Girl reinforced to me over and over that those days were the golden hour of the United States and life in general.  

This is an unfair thing to do to kids, because by implying that there was a time that was better, you begin to take away THEIR ability to be annoying in the future by moaning about their own childhoods.  And, ironically, so much of the quirky uniqueness that I recall from the early 90s of my childhood is because it was retro.  Pee Wee's Playhouse, the B52s (yes I realize they were cool in the 70s but I'm talking Love Shack on MTV 65 times per weekend), the clothes, the stylization was all some kind of distorted day-glo homage to the 50s and 60s.  Edward Scissorhands, Hairspray, even mainstream weird was all over it.  My fashion inspiration in middle school was Hayley Mills in the Parent Trap.  Do you see why it's unkind to make children live in the daydreams of middle aged people?  Do you realize that none of the other kids thought that look was cool?

Realizing that many of my aesthetic preferences and interests were only due to my environment as a child was interesting.  What would I have liked if I had grown up somewhere else?  Truly, who even am I?  Is this the root of my incompatibility with mainstream culture?  Because I didn't just get it from my dad bitching about what he paid for his first house or how actresses don't look anything like they used to, I was also raised by old women.  Multiple old women.  So not only am I part Ron Howard, I'm part Nana.

How DARE they do this to me.

In which I rebel:

Once, I dated someone briefly who, upon coming to my house, arrived at the slow realization that everything was "old".  "The furniture," he said.  "The pictures."  He shrugged awkwardly and pointed.  "Even the blanket on your bed! It's weird!"  I looked around and was like, "Literally what are you talking about/what is wrong with you."  At the time, I was still so entangled in my own tastes that I felt like the only reason other people didn't have the sort of belongings I did was because they just had no style or ability to source things.  Because who wouldn't have a Joan Crawford Hollywood Regency bedroom if they could?  Like what's your preference, Sears?  TJ Maxx?  Fucking dead souls, bro.  You want a blanket that's made of plastic and an art piece over the bed that looks like it was mass produced for hotels?  Cheap hotels?  If that's what people want, then their very lives are their punishment and I don't need to say a word.  That was my view then, anyway.

But realizing that so many of my tastes were prescribed to me has punctured the spell a bit.  Or my tastes have changed, at least such that I'm no longer obsessive about them.  I no longer want everything in my house to be from the same time period.  I don't want my living room to look like a display in an antique store.  Perhaps my tastes are adjusting to what they would have been organically.  That doesn't mean I want contemporary stuff, which is still just garbage. My interests are in the process of reorienting, all just because I realized that a bunch of other people had too much hand in forging my tastes.  I say that, then spend 30 minutes browsing the Instagram entitled "Vintage Wilton Cakes".  And I still unironically listen to the Hollies and Chad & Jeremy, so I guess I'm still a weird old boomer and fine with that.  I say boomer because I'm mad when my friends don't agree.

I used to be so interested in 19th century American Victoriana that I was convinced that I had lived a past life then.  While I thought midcentury America was a template to aspire to (and I think we can still agree that the objet are better and more attractive and made to last), I felt a deep longing when it came to thinking about the prior century.  I was fascinated, truly ga-ga about 19th century homes and clothes and things and cemeteries.  What the fuck was that about?  I still feel that way.  There was a lot of history in my house growing up, artifacts, photos, talk.  It was shared with me in an almost reverential way, but is that enough to make a 12 year old sit around drawing Gibson girls all night and collect hundred year old toys and tchotchkes?  I still have so much of that stuff and I don't know what to do with it, but I have to keep it.  Old black walnut hand mirrors and tea sets and art and portraits and clothes.  Much of this was given to me, but still.  Like talk about Nana.  I need a black scarf for my head so I can finally achieve my dream of dressing like a 75 year old rural Italian peasant.  Think widow, but make it Sofia Loren.  

I have a deep cynicism about things that are supposed to be cool, and also now about things I used to think were cool, so that I'm essentially Rob from High Fidelity now.  Brooding and bitchy but still into it.  The only things I enjoy are things that people must, ironically, be uncynical about.  Selena, Lil Nas X, British doom metal written by dads about medieval agricultural superstition.  If it's not any of that, then get it away from me.  Like, the fuck away.  Because extremes forever.

Yeah, but what are we actually doing here?

Over time, my desire to record my observations has waxed and waned.  I've come to a point where I genuinely wonder what the point is, and I have an increasing sense that exposing my opinions is actually somewhat hazardous.  The feverish appetite for bad faith takes is epidemic in our culture, and I think it's going to get worse before it gets better.  It's also just a sad fact that unfamiliar people receive hostile opinions (you know, good-naturedly hostile opinions) in ways that are worse than one would typically imagine.  In fact, the number of people who appreciate good-natured hostility are almost definitely lower than I thought they were earlier in life.  Is everyone just inappropriately sincere, "goofy" and possessed of an unnuanced and uncreative sense of humor?  Pretty much!  

Still, writing things out is how I like to process information, and it's my preferred method of communication.  Verbal communication is something I only like to do with people inside my world, at which point the situation usually inverts and the higher quality is found in the verbal while the written gets reduced to familiar shorthand.  I don't like talking to people I don't know well or trust, and that is probably apparent from my silence, halting sentences or unfortunate word choices.  I'd rather avoid it, for everyone's benefit.  The only bad part is that written things last for a long time.  Long after you've changed.

There are lots of places this exploration can go: the social contagion of bad faith "gotcha" interactions, the mistrust between extroverts and introverts, the intentional concealment of one's true personality from certain types of people, and the originating causes for that.  

The bad faith thing is such a serious problem, and it needs to be argued like a legal case (apparently).  I can't tell you how many people pooh-pooh the existence of this, like it's only being perpetuated by a few bad actors.  That's how it spreads, my friend.  Even my closest ideological allies take this view right now, creating recurrent arguments between us.  The description of this phenomenon requires the compilation of thousands of literal, real-life examples that happen every year, and that is just not my job.  Even though I have all the capacity for such a painful passion project, the brain-atrophying effects of (I guess) social media and our anti-intellectual culture, plus the unending quantity of information to process, have made me apathetic and lazy when it comes to info gathering.  Plus, better people are already on the job.  A smart friend with mutual interests recently suggested we start a podcast together, and I stopped him immediately: "Do you realize the amount of research and vetting we'd have to do about every single thing we said?"  When you're creating an artifact like that, you can't just bullshit, especially if you're talking about something like the topics we were discussing, which are all enmeshed with culture and history.  I can't just talk about things the way I remember them, the way we do for fun in person.  "Oh, shit, that's true..." he said.  Hasn't come up again.  Unfortunate, but that's the way it's gotta be.  I wouldn't have said that five or ten years ago, but I also would have been more willing to wing facts and manipulate information to make my points, and after seeing what happens when journalists do that, I just can't.  I'm not a journalist and no one is informing their choices by what I say, but the disingenuous ones have ruined everything for everyone.  Like I said: bad faith.  I can't stand myself if I misrepresent facts even if all we're talking about is Ann Richards' favorite restaurant.  Or maybe that is something I could talk about...

The mistrust between introverts/extroverts is a flawed conversation too, because these descriptions are now being used with such authority, like either group is a known quantity with all of the same characteristics.  They're not, but you know what I mean when I describe that poor communication.  Everyone does, on both sides of the coin.  I've experienced it many times in my life, and I usually feel totally disconnected from the unfolding situation, watching like an observer.  Before I learned to pantomime a kind of breezy good-naturedness in unknown situations, like a psychopath, my demeanor was usually interpreted as a rude attempt at superiority.  This shocked me, shocked me, because it happened when I was a kid, a teen at my first job even, and often it was grown adults who interpreted my behavior that way.  That says more about them than anything, because I was just shy and awkward and they were seeing all of their prior negative experiences with other people in our innocuous exchanges.  And although I am much more comfortable with people now, and the fake sophisticated good-natured presentation is often even sincere, I am so tired of this type of conflict now.  For a long time, I've seen it as something that can't be helped.  If I care, I'll try to fix it if I've been misinterpreted, but I usually just leave it.

There are so many reasons why communicating thoughts and opinions is risky.  I've come to accept and believe that I'll be misunderstood at least as much as I'm understood, and that is something that matters less and less to me with each year.  The only part of that dynamic that I'm interested in is how differently the same person can interpret you before they know you, and after they know you.  In my experience, I've been treated with so much suspicion followed with overwhelming enthusiasm after someone has accepted my personality that I've stopped overthinking it all.  If it takes, it does, and if it doesn't, who can care?  There's a risk inherent in all interactions that will always exist.  Let it go is the mantra of life. 

The real challenge is letting go with people who are inextricably in your life, like family.  I used to require that my extended family didn't misinterpret or judge me, because they actually are superior assholes, and predisposed to seeing other people in remarkably uncharitable ways.  This goes for the sweetest aunt all the way down to the drug addict cousin.  Once upon a time, I couldn't have that - couldn't have it recorded in anyone's social family memory that I wasn't as smart or formidable as they were.  Of course, now that I've experienced them all on the flattened playing field of adulthood, I'm no longer worried about it.  As time passes and dynamics change, I'm finding myself transferred to a more authoritative role, which feels weird yet appropriate.  I see the old family bosses defer decisions to me, even the scariest non-parental members, and I'm finally old enough to accept that.  It is the way of time.  Plus I do know more.

And in work situations, I've learned to handle this scenario down when it comes to direct reports who have to deal with me whether they want to or not.  I've tried to make those interactions as transparent and pleasurable as they can be, knowing that the true opinions of people subject to my decisions are likely to be forever unknown to me.  Managing other people is the hardest part of any job and despite my initial  protestations, I've found myself to be surprisingly up to the task.  The best thing you can do in that role is to allow people to manage up, and influence you by creating a, dare I say it, safe space for them to be honest with you.  "Let me be frank." "No, I want to be Frank."  Terrible 90s goth joke.  

One of the few ways I've been able to remain on good terms with people in my life who have radically differing views is by identifying the things we agree on.  It's so simple, but feels like a revelation every time it happens.  Usually those things are totally apolitical, which is fine, but it's felt something like a cop out on my part.  It's the only option, though.  And I can feel closer to those people than I do with the ideologically-aligned who happen to live their lives in ways that I don't understand.  I'm capable of resenting those people in ways I never could a similar person with wildly different views.  What did Chaucer say?

Any opportunity to share Rowland.

Ultimately, I'd prefer to create a well resourced and fenced enough status for myself in which the honest transmission of hot takes and opinions is safe, no matter how evolving or formative (antisocial) those views are.  We're not there yet, though, and in the meantime, I'll keep deciding if the sharing of any opinions continues to be valuable.  It's going to be a while before that feels fruitful again.  I feel like I'm perceiving this society's next storm before/as it hits, and as much as I'd hate to be right, I think there's a good chance of it. 

The internet is weird

It keeps you linked to people who would naturally pass off and be forgotten with time, or mostly.  But now, you remain eternally acquainted whether you want to or not, and you continue to be aware of intimate aspects of their lives despite not really being friends.  

I still talk to my tweenhood best friend, someone I never would have talked to again after our "final" adult falling out.  Yet there she is.  It's impossible to relate to her now, and I can tell she feels the same way, but we still kind of try.  

We became friends in middle school, which lasted through high school and the first few years after.  As kids, we were impossibly close, having created a siblinglike relationship in which we would talk for hours, paint each others' nails and go to the mall incessantly.  That may sound basic, but we were goth so it's fine.  She was outgoing and I was introverted and we jealously disliked each others' friends once we started going to separate high schools.  Ending our summer that year and starting high school in different places felt like a big loss, or a breakup.  We were both so trepidatious of what was to come.

Her mom was a Texan southern belle, all big hair and short skirts, tottering around in tall heels and tons of makeup.  She was the opposite of my frazzled workaday mom, who had no capacity for frippery or meaningless dates with spray-tanned men.  An intensely self-centered person, Jessica's mom would drive us around if it suited her, and I remember she almost got into a car accident once because she kept raising the backs of her hands up from the steering wheel to look at her rings, admiring how well they went with her long red nails.  Her mom could never understand why (at 13), we two girls would only hang out with each other and never with boys.  We used to ride together in the back seat of her Honda Civic when she drove us to the mall, and one day she pulled into a spot and craned around to us asking, out of the blue, "Are y'all gay?"  Except it sounded like, "Are Y'ALL GAY!!!!?"  Drawl in full effect.  Jessica and I looked at each other and back at her and at each other again.  "No?!?" we cried in unison.  (not that it's a bad thing!)

Jessica and I went on to live together after high school.  My dad had already met his current witch friend, and upon moving in with her, allowed me to take over his cute little ranch style on 10th Ave with all of the furniture intact, charging only the cost of utilities.  I moved Jessica in, and our relationship instantly changed.  She was never able to make "rent," which was probably like $200 each, and was forever pissing me off by bringing home random animals and men, never caring that I had to answer to my dad about the state of the house because he was liable to drive by or pop in at any time.  He wasn't much of a jerk about it, but needless to say he didn't like that she brought everything from ferrets to the guy who worked at the gas station home, and those are just the ones he found out about.  Eventually we were robbed, but the burglar somehow seemed to know to beeline to Jessica's room and steal her not insignificant weed stash.  I kicked her out soon after, and she's ready to litigate that to this day.  We don't talk about it.

I was a pretty straitlaced kid back then, and it was only during those days with Jessica that I first tried smoking weed.  It broke my brain and I used to sit in my bedroom, swearing I could hear people talking and radios playing when the house was quiet and empty.  My dad thought (thinks) the house is haunted and used to tell me, "Don't use substances here! It makes you vulnerable to spirits!"

Christ.  But maybe it did.  After I kicked Jessica out, I used to lay in bed alone in the house at night, freaking out about the 50 year old windows that trembled in the wind and how easy it would be for someone to get into the house.  I had nightmares all the time and used to wake up at 2 AM, scared out of my mind after fighting with ghosts and demons in my dreams, and drive across town to my boyfriend's house to get away.  I'd back out of the driveway consciously refusing to look ahead, frightened that I'd see a gaunt face watching me from between the blinds at the big bay window.  I told that story to my dad years later and he said, "And you're still skeptical? Have you ever acted like that in any other place where you've lived?"  Well, no.  I can remember every supernatural nightmare I've had since then on one hand.  

We still regret that he sold the house, both he and I, not least because it's probably worth three times what it sold for in 2004.  The one thing he and I can agree upon without reservation is that we both still think about, and dream about that house on a regular basis 15 years hence.

Speaking of never learning, Jessica and I moved in together about 6 years after I kicked her out of our house on 10th ave.  This time we were in our mid 20s, living in a falling-down bungalow in the Maple-Ash neighborhood of Tempe.  What a strange little house that was, painted and repainted, rented to broke kids for decades, ages, eternity.  The front porch would have fallen down if you bumped into it.  I just looked at it on Google street view and it's still the same.  It looks like cold weather to me, because we only lived there in winter.  Looks like the house is still a kid-shithole with a dresser on the front porch.  I thought about driving by it when I passed through Tempe this year for what felt like the first time in decades and certainly the first time in seven years, University looking somehow the same and somehow impossibly different, but decided against it.  What's to see.  So many weird memories in that square mile area.  What a fucking weird place and city and state.

But back then, I was forced into the role of motherly scold, chastising Jessica for the sink full of food-encrusted dishes or when I would wake up in the middle of the night to find strange men in our living room.  Always someone different, always someone sketchy as hell.  I would keep my cat in my room and lived in that tiny space almost exclusively after a while, to avoid.  Also because she was known to leave the door open when she left for work.  I may be persnickety about how I want my house to be, but that was a literal issue that left me wondering if she was trying to be awful.  She still couldn't pay rent and we had to break our lease when she lost her job.  I remembered all of this recently when I broke into an old Livejournal I kept during that period, in which I bitched about her incessantly, and aired our grievances to my strange group of internet and real friends.  

Here's a sample.  Shittiness preserved for honesty,  Regrets include never capitalizing, which is sort of hard to understand now.  I can't believe how many friends I used to share this kind of private stuff with.  Anyway, from Feb 6, 2009:

MY ROOMMATE.  LOST HER JOB.

i won't go into the 250 ways she has utterly fucked me just since november.  i'm all talked out on this subject.  i am both shocked and unsurprised by this, though, as i have been awaiting her latest shenanigan more and more each day.  it's been almost two weeks since the last.  that would be a record amount of quiet time from her, but clearly she was just saving it up for something really spectacular.

she has no plan.  she has no savings.  she has no severance package.  she is in debt.  she has not paid me for the last 2-3 various bills.  i have very little cushion to support "us" (UGH THERE IS NO US) against this due to having covered 70% of her bills for 2.5 months.  it's a strange place to be in, as i both do this without hesitation owing to the fact that all utilities are open on my credit, and without excessive anger or freakouts, both because i expect it and because i now have anxiety anyway and won't stop once i let myself start.  so i feel quite like a doormat.  a doormat who has to cover herself by supporting the dirtbaggiest, most irresponsible fool ever.  

so i'm hiring ken volk to break my lease, and i am counting the moments until i can eject this malignancy from my life forever.  i get frantic emails from her about how she wished she could tell me face to face, at which i scoff, and how she "loves" me and so on and so forth.  what is with this shifty stupid obsession with DIRECT COMMUNIQUE.  how direct is it that i get a phone call at work 48 hours after an event has gone down informing me that there is SRS BUSINESS to conduct and don't get mad, but that she does not want to discuss it until we are together in approximately six hours.  i don't accept this.  that forewarning.  absurd!  additionally, i am not concerned with someone's approach, tone or buildup.  i'm concerned with the facts.   "i wish i could have told you in person," she says.  biiiiiiitch i would conduct all of our interactions via txt msg if only i could.  

so anyway.  it's all very problematic, but ridding my life of her in a permanent manner in a much shorter amount of time than i was expecting (march 1!) is so relieving that i almost don't mind at all.

Regarding the writing, there are so many early tells in there that I'd never do now.  The words "shenanigan" and "dirtbag" were heavily in my rotation back then.  There are a lot of really specific numbers in here, too.  Unnecessary.  

And yikes! in general.  But she was actively ruining my life at the time, and this isn't shit when it comes to a bad review from me.  I feel for that girl back then, and I don't mean myself, I mean Jessica.  She was so chaotic!  She was used to it, but I wasn't.  And while she was bitchy and defiant as hell then, I see now that she was in a strange pattern of disorder that doesn't reflect her true character, which does seem to crave stability.  She was just too damned wild, and raised without a real center.  I was definitely not able to be sympathetic about it then and I still wouldn't be if she were my roommate today, but I still feel kind of bad.  Sorry, bro.  We kind of hated each other for a while.  If only our now-selves could send money back to our younger selves, for security when there was none.  I wish I could go back to those days and TCB.

Ah youth.  RIP, kidness ours.  

This song was never a favorite but I listened to it incessantly then.  I much prefer his mom, Molly Drake.